Steve Schneider:  

Not bein' popular in high skoo, ah had few friends, an' even fewer successes. ah doesn't reckon ah evah graduated, cuss it all t' tarnation. Havin' no prospecks, an' livin' in mah car, ah entered th' Armah in 1973. Af'er Uncle Zephaniah gave me th' boot in 1976 ah started a journey of drif'in' fum place t'place. Addickshun, depresshun, an' failures haf dominated mah life. While not bein' able t'git a date in high skoo, it was amazin' t'end up married up wif so menny times. Someday ah hope t're-cornneck wif mah kids. ah no longer live on th' streets of Seattle an' haf moved south t'T-Town, as enny fool kin plainly see. Thanks t'all thet visited me an' offered assistance while ah was at th' "Alaxan Way Hilton". (Yo' knows who yer! Fry mah hide!) ah have even had t'sell mah git-fiddle recently, due t'health problems, but hope t'sco'e one soon so ah can return t'a street co'ner near yo'. Thanks t'mah one true friend , Jon, who has let me stay on his boat when he is not usin' it. (Yo' rock Freeman! Fry mah hide!) As ah's busted ah cain't affo'd t'pay fo' a classmates account so ah cain't see yer messages, guess book intries, profile visits, o' enny other junk on mah profile, so drop me a line an' let me knows yo' stopped by on mah hot-mail account. (Or on facebook) Mah hot-mail address is: "git-fiddlesteveathot-maildotcom". (Yo' knows how t'make it wawk! Fry mah hide!) 2009 update. Been doin' some travelin'. Tahoe, th' Bay area an' places beyond, cuss it all t' tarnation. Sco'ed t'other git-fiddle an' is back t'buhideg fo' bucks. Hope t'scrape up inough t'buy a scooter. Jon got a noo boat in T-Town so ah have a place t'stay fo' awhile. (ah wish he'd keep a boat fo' mo'e than six months, sheesh dude!) Thin's is lookin' up! Fry mah hide! 2010 Update: Motivashun issues haf kepp me unemployed but yo' kin find me at selecked off-ramps aroun' T-Town, as enny fool kin plainly see. I'll publish a list soon so yo' kin see whut not t'be in life. Currently ah's still crashin' on Jon's boat when ah can but he's been sailin' so much I've built a small "camp" in th' woods up above th' marina in T-Town, as enny fool kin plainly see. (Dude ah knows it's yer boat but lop me a bust! Fry mah hide!) Foller th' engineerin' tape acrost Marine View Drive ...Expand for more