Susan Wildfong:
CLASS OF 1970
Waynesboro High SchoolClass of 1970
Waynesboro, VA
Waynesboro High SchoolClass of 1969
Waynesboro, VA
Susan's Story
August 1, 2008, gosh I am getting old.. haha, but I read the profile I wrote about 4 years ago, and thought I would update mine, this is what I put on Match.com. It is just a spoof but it got a lot of attention needless to say. "SWF in dead end job, seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, and co-dependency, i enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography and self-righteous indignation. I can't stand movies or traveling. I have middle intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world weary air, memorizing useless trivia, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited agenda-driven jokes. I am 57, feel 16---you are a whiney, bitter person with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expections. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had.. Bonus po...Expand for more
ints, if you've finished screwing every girl in town but want to "take it slow" my ideal evening would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while you flirt with every seedy old broad, followed by an embarassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regreat and dread but prefer a long term, soul crusing descent into booze and pills. No friendships, I don't need any damn friends. Age unimportant, but will condescend to men under 30, serious inquiries only"... Well, if you weren't laughing before, I bet you are now.
I now live in Roanoke, with my Jack Russell. I look forward to maybe another reunion. all the ones I have been to either Class of 69, or 70, have been fun. Hope everyone who views this crazy story, gets a kick out of it, I did just writing it. susan
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