Thomas Cutler:  

Life Life? Well according to the tally on the lower right side of the screen, I have exactly 3911 characters to fully elabora....wait 3870...no, 3859...whatever. With the twenty-year reunion fast approaching and a rare Saturday with time to waste on classmates, I can give a brief synopsis. My life is idyllic. For some reason, I have been blessed by the Good Lord to have a loving wife, a healthy son, another baby on the way. Okay, let's be honest. Reunions are about showing off, and the only disappointment about the twenty year reunion is that my wonderful,lovely (read: hot) wife will be eight months pregnant and the selfish side that I know everyone tries to hide with contrived piety is disappointed that I won't have her normal hourglass figure to show off at my side. Good thing I no longer have an English Composition teacher critiquing me on my run-on sentences. So, back to life. We actually do have the white picket fence... oops, the boy is awake, gotta go College Wandered around for the first few years, got a nominal degree in human services, finished a degree in Geology, did environmental work (toxic waste cleanup, etc.) but wasn't a great fit. After that disillusionment, I substitute taught for a few years looking for a better direction. I discovered Prosthetics and Orthotics(orthoped...Expand for more