Tim Tisher:  

Just got out of prison for being falsely accused of helping illegal small to medium sized rodents cross the US/Mexican border by way of glider planes and slingshots, prior to that I was a successful cat-herder, handled up to 1000 felines at a time, were it not for an unfortunate wrong turn into a prairie dog village I'd still be out on the range herding cats. That was the life. My political views are somewhat simple- we need a world economy, think of it, if the economy in China were to collapse, there will be billions and billions of little yellow fingers with nothing to do- can you say WWIII??- we need to keep them busy, lest they turn to war. As most of you might know (the big assumption is you even remember I went to, what is now known as Bellevue East) I wasn't much into the social scene back then, as the ganja bug seemed to interest me more than people, school or sports- Before turning to the herb, I played a little football at Bellevue, but, I was just slow and fat enough to be positioned on the offensive line. I never made first string and in fact, was thrown onto the "meat squad"- I blame my failure to succeed on Coach and Shop Teacher, Mr. Van Warrt, he never forgave me for letting my friend "cheat" off me in his woodshop class,...... "Woodshop" has a whole new meaning these days, do women, in fact, wood shop? ...I'm sure they do, and in fact, I'm proud to say more than a few have bought my stick to widdle on.... anyway, like Beavis and Butt-head, that thought made me chuckle,... also, speaking of the B&B boys, shouldn't the quiz here ask the question, "Beavis OR Butthead?" I say Beavis, but I am not without prejudice in the liking of the character "Cornholio".....-but I digress... Now at the age of 52, I found out that the offensive line was not my calling as I can throw a football that I am told would impress many a few high school coaches- I'm what some would call a late bloomer in that regard- but I do owe a shout out to inmate #13224A,(Lickitysplit) for running all those "out" patterns for me in the "yard", it helped flatten out my trajectory, plus he had my back, if you know what I mean. You know what "they" say, you can't go back, so my newly honed football skills are only displayed in a local wheelchair fl...Expand for more