Tim Channell:  

Being pretty much unknown throughout high school, I preferred to keep a low profile and hung out with a small group of slightly-shady characters whom I considered as friends. My most memorable traits are probably my rail-thin physique and somewhat undistinguished appearance. That hasn't changed much over the decades, although what was once not-quite-a-six-pack has blossomed into a partial-pony-keg. My wife and I met while I was in Saudi Arabia during the '90's. She was working as an RN and supervisor at a hospital in Al-Khobar, KSA. I became her #1 patient and before long we were dating in secret, as it is seriously against Saudi law to be caught with the opposite sex in public. We got married in the Philippines on 9/11/1996 and she became a US citizen right in the middle of 9/11/2001. As a result, 9/11 has become a memorable date for us in many ways. Due to my line of work, we have traveled extensively throughout Europe, Asia and the Middle East with our little Maltese Harley and are now exploring the four corners of the US. Although our permanent home is in Arizona, we are currently residing near Boston where I am pretending to be a control systems expert for seve...Expand for more