Todd Kennedy:  

While the following is loosely based on fact, it is largely a comical look at my life since High School. --------------------------------------------- "My Life after High School" by Todd Kennedy Beer College Beer College ???? Beer Work Beer Job Beer Sex Beer Have Kid Beer Lose Woman Beer Work Beer Career Beer No Sex Beer Career Beer Beer I always wanted to be a Lounge Lizard when I grew up. My family and friends thought that was a BAD idea. As it turns out, they were right. Beer If I'm going to work somewhere, I need to have Beer, Beer, and Beer to be able to deal with the day-to-day. My Hero is Norm Petersen. The one person from my past who I'd most like to see again is Kurt Auzins, because He always had beer. Beer My biggest surprise is that some people frown on you drinking beer at certain functions, like. . . . Church for instance (Why couldn't my Parents have been Catholic, well at least dad is Irish). If I could improve my home, I'd remodel my Living Room and add on a Bar. My dream home would be a Bar with a Stippers Pole. I have learned from my Son, who is now 18, that there is more to life than just Beer. There is wine, whiskey, vodka, gin, and fancy beers from other countries. What a smart kid! The one Taylor faculty member from my past who I'd most like to see again is Dean Moon, because I'll bet he has beer. If I won $100 million, I'd give $ 5 Million of it to Alcoholics Anonymous, then spend the rest on Beer, a Bar and a Brewery. In the dorm we used to sneak in Beer. We even hoisted kegs by rope up to the 3rd floor. We weren't always drinking beer. Somethimes we were drinking Light Beer. To be truly happy I would be in Vegas drinking beer with my classmates. At least the ones I like. ; ) My current age is 42. When I was 12, I thought that people my age now would be very drunk. I was so completely right!. I attempted to sustain myself on beer alone. I quickly found this to be a fruitless endeavor. Apparantly you have to pay for beer with money which requires work! What a drag! I have to go to work everyday and they make me do stuff and hold me accountable for what I do. So I often ask myself "Who signed up for this s***??!!!" and then I drink a beer and it all makes sense again. My first crush was on a curvy little number who went by the name of Michelle Lobe! She had a lot of talent but she was high maintenance so I dumped her for ___________________ (Fill in blank with clever Beer Label which remotely sounds like a girls name. ) My best friend would tell you I'm a drunk, but people who don't know me very well would probably describe me as a belligerent a******. As far as how I dress, it all comes down to a smell test. I...Expand for more