Vickie Schumacher-Payne:
CLASS OF 1986
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Hazelwood West High SchoolClass of 1986
Hazelwood, MO
Vickie's Story
Vickie is from Florissant, Missouri. Vickie's schools include Hazelwood West High School.
Vickie's interests include Animals, Black & White, Celebs. Music Vickie likes includes JM Productions, Johnny Keyser, Prince. Books Vickie likes include I Dont Read Books. Movies Vickie likes include Blades of Glory, The Wedding Singer, Chick Flicks on Lifetime. TV shows Vickie likes include Animal Planet's My Cat From Hell, Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
One of Vickie's favorite quotes is:"On COPS
Suspect: Please Please don't take me to jail for this.
Officer: Well, what would you like to go to jail for today?
Suspect: Public Intoxication
Officer: Have you had any alcohol today?
Suspect: No
I'm the queen of f'd up parents.
Kelly: "I'm going to start running tomorrow"
Me: "On a treadmill?"
Kelly: "No Mom, from the cops"
Kelly: "I think I want to buy a WII tomorrow".
Me: "Can you afford a WII"?
Kelly: "Yea, I don't have anyone to support".
Me: "You have yourself to support".
Kelly "Yea, and myself wants a WII!"
At 3 a.m. I spent twenty minutes figuring out how to program the automatic coffee maker. Now drink some damn coffee.
Dammit Bobby!
This fire safe cigarette is burning everything!
If it...Expand for more
don't grow there, it don't go there.
You can only pull the trigger once.
Kelly "I just realized that Greased Lightning is a dirty song. In fact, I just realized that the whole movie is kinda dirty"
Kelly "I'm going to Sports Authority to buy new skates, and then start training for the Olympics!"
"It's not weight that I'm gaining, it's something in my ass" Kelly Payne 3/9/09
Kelly as I'm driving "Why did you stop?"
Me "Umm, there was a stop sign".
On Family Feud: Name the toughest position in Baseball
Contestant: The Quarterback
Kelly to Heather and me "Look at the bruise on my knee"
Me: "Enough about that, we want to know about the hockey guy you were skating with"
Kelly: "Oh he's real nice. He used to skate at the Mills on Friday Nights"
Me: "Is he available?"
Kelly: "He is a DAD!"
Heather: "And that don't work for you?"
Life is too short, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly - unknown
Kelly to me "Me and Tommy were playing with hockey sticks pretending they were life savers"
Me "Life savers?"
Kelly "You know, from Star Wars"
Me "Oh light sabers!"
"Another day on this side of the dirt" - Unknown man at John and Katie's Wedding
"Mommy, I'm scared of the tourists" - Kelly Payne after 9/11/01".
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