William Fields:
CLASS OF 1970
Roy High SchoolClass of 1970
Roy, UT
William's Story
Life
I suppose I should start the beginning. I was born in the Deep South in the back of a beet truck. Oh, uh just a sec...Sorry wrong story. What I meant to say is: I am a very dynamic man often seen scaling nearly vertical walls and chrushing ice. I woo women with my sensous trombone playing. I have composed award winning operas and I manage time efficently. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I can bake 30 minute brownies in just under 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran of love and a wanted outlaw in Peru. Once, using only a widemouth mason jar and a broken kitchen utensil, I single handedly defended a small village located deep in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious, man eating army ants. I have been the subject of several documentaries and I was scouted by the...Expand for more
Denver Broncos. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Children and animals trust me.I can hurl foreign tennis ball at slow moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, War and Peace and Moby Dick all in one afternoon and still had time to panel an entire basement family room that same evening.I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. On weekends to let off a little steam, I practice the ancient art of Origami...while skydiving. Once a few years ago, while in a somber and deeply reflective state of mind I discovered the true meaning of life...but forgot to write it down. I have won bull fights in Madrid, Cliff diving competitions in Acapulco and spelling bees in the Kremlin. Well that about sums up the last couple of years for me. What have all of you been up to?
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