William Gammon:  

Update 4 (I think) Hello dudes and dudettes. I apologize for the delay in writing another brilliant commentary on the state of the world and my life in general. I have been busy finalizing my plans to run for president on 2024. You may be asking yourself, what qualifies me for such a high office? Two things come to mind immediately. First I have an extremely dubious moral character. Second, I am older than dirt. I know what your thinking. Dirts pretty old isn’t it. Yes it is! But I’m reasonably certain it is no older than our current president. Perhaps some of you knew me back on high school. Your saying to yourselves, Bill was a fine individual, certain not the morally corrupt, lying, bag of hot air, that a presidential candidate has to be. Well my friends, I believe the country needs me, and as result, I plan to go bad or go home. My motto will be Gammon in 24’ we’ve tried everyone else! Enough about politics. Let’s talk about my newest gift. Those of you who have follo...Expand for more