Adam Bowsky:
CLASS OF 1986
Smithtown High School WestClass of 1986
Smithtown, NY
NOVA Southeastern University - BusinessClass of 2001
Davie, FL
Northwood UniversityClass of 2000
West palm beach, FL
Adam's Story
Life
I was released from prison in 1990, where I was serving time for robbing a blood bank. It was there that I found God and became an ordained minister of the Temple of the Consistent Constipation. I then moved to Utah, bought an ostrich farm, and became a polygamist. When that got boring, I moved to L.A. and became a Hari Krishna. I loved handing out flowers and pamphlets in the airport, but I didn't dig the haircut, so I decided to become a test subject for Viagra, and am still u...Expand for more
sing it. My hobbies include underwater basket weaving, midget tossing, and anything to do with Jell-O. I am also very proud of my large collection of earwax balls. I am currently unemployed and support myself by standing on a streetcorner holding a "will work for food" sign. I have no friends, and my family disowned me. I am currently fighting an addiction to Pez, and have just received my 6 month pin. I aspire to become a professional cat sitter and chair warmer. As-Salaam Alaikum!!
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