Adam Lustig:
CLASS OF 1984
Lynbrook High SchoolClass of 1984
Lynbrook, NY
Lynbrook North Middle SchoolClass of 1980
Lynbrook, NY
Adam's Story
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Recently married and adopted 4 kids! Loving life with my new family down in sunny Florida. I'm a Software Sales Engineer and like riding my ATVs and Dune buggies. Drop me a line...
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Adam Lustig - Biography
Adam is a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. He has been known to remodel train stations on his lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the areas of heat retention. He translates ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, he writes award-winning operas, and he manages time efficiently.
Occasionally, he treads water for three days in a row.
He woos women with his sensuous and god like trombone playing, he can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and he cooks Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. He is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, he once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. He plays bluegrass cello, he was scouted by the Mets, he is the subject of numerous documentaries. When bored, he builds large suspension bridges in his yard. He enjoys urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, he...Expand for more
repairs electrical appliances free of charge.
Adam is an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over his original line of corduroy eveningwear. He doesnÂt perspire. He is a private citizen, yet he receives fan mail. He has been caller number nine and has won the weekend passes. Last summer he toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. He bats 400.
He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. He knows the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. He has performed several covert operations with the CIA. He sleeps once a week; when he does sleep, he sleeps in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, he successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to him.
On weekends, to let off steam, he participates in full-contact origami. Years ago he discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. He breeds prizewinning clams. He has won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. He has played Hamlet, he has performed open-heart surgery, and he has spoken with Elvis.
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