Alotta Secondhandsmoke:  

Chain smoking is what I like to do. Blah blah. I am doing this because I can. La La. I have buck teeth and really long nose hair. I use to smell really bad but now I smell good. Because I am stinking rich. I am happy because I have a whole lotta money. How 'bout you? I miss Robert, Patsy, Ron, John, Fred and Hakim. I miss being the gym teacher. My biggest surprise is finding out how much money there is in the tobacco industry. That money does buy happiness. My second biggest surprise is that these freaking nose hairs keep growing back. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...Expand for more