Ashlee Alstott:
CLASS OF 2004
Highview Baptist SchoolClass of 2004
Louisville, KY
Ashlee's Story
Ashlee is from Louisville, Kentucky. Ashlee's schools include Highview Baptist School. Ashlee later attended University of Louisville (Justice Administration, Anthropology, Communication) .
Music Ashlee likes includes Eagles, Cascada, A Lion Named Roar. Books Ashlee likes include The Relationship Cure, The Nightrunner Series, Mirrors of Time. Movies Ashlee likes include Brave, Queen of the Damned, Underworld: Evolution. TV shows Ashlee likes include The Legend of Korra, Avatar: The Last Airbender, WHAS11 News.
One of Ashlee's favorite quotes is:"REMEMBER THE FRY!!!!!!!
" Look its bumper is hanging out, it needs support! That's what bras are for!"
"Oh so they're called bumpers now?"
"Well....same concept!"
"I drive the red ranger"
"But they're naked!"
"Naturally. Its much to dangerous to jump through the fire with your clothes on!"
-- The Wicker Man (1975)
"An ye harm none, do what ye will"
--The Wiccan Rede
"Honey, you could buy me a thong!"
"It's not Earth-threatening,"
"No one here is wearing pants!"
"Have you ever had any balls?"
--Douglas Maxwell Arms
"Oh, I gotta clean the shelf!"
--Me
-"Hushie McQuietPants"
--Jeff
"The distal phalange looks like a mini..."
"Oh dear." *slightly amused sigh*
-- Me and Jeff
"Your butt...Expand for more
is like an HD TV"
--Jeff
"Can I have a virgin?"
--Jeff
"In other words they are very fun most of the time and useful but can be a pain when they aren't doing what you want them to?"
-- Doug (theory on computers and men)
"Your chicken is topless!"
"That it is!"
"You can see its breast!"
--Me and Jeff
"The rubber will protect us!"
--Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs)
"I'm off... to be a stratigically placed massager"
--Me
"Men seem to be gluttons for punishment"
"Why do you think we date women?"
-- Me and Doug
"You want kids, right?... Then watch the applejuice."
--Jeff
"My wife is suffering from electile disfunction."
-- Joe Dubois (Medium)
"Download your package today"
--Insight BB commercial
"Psychology is the Mythology of modernity"
--James Hillman
"Don't be shocked that people die,
Be surprised you're still alive."
- Flyleaf-- CASSIE
"Where are my pants?"
- Jeff
"...Cute, but I don't like the pufftards."
- Me
"In a way Hooters is a responsible decision."
-Jeff
"The torso is connected to..."
"Boobs."
-Me & Jeff
"We are the children of the bubble"
-Universe
"Be a man, buy her a musical"
-Mama Mia commercial
"Ghosts can't do what you're thinking about right now."
-Ghost Whisperer
.".
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