Bernard Grams:
CLASS OF 1978
Overbrook Regional High SchoolClass of 1978
Pine hill, NJ
Sterling High SchoolClass of 1978
Somerdale, NJ
Yellin Middle SchoolClass of 1975
Stratford, NJ
Overbrook Regional Junior High SchoolClass of 1975
Lindenwold, NJ
Parkview Elementary SchoolClass of 1972
Stratford, NJ
Bernard's Story
Bernard is from Clementon, New Jersey. Bernard's schools include Overbrook Regional High School, Sterling High School, Yellin Middle School, Parkview Elementary School, Overbrook Regional Junior High School. Bernard later attended Star Technical Institute (Business mathematics) . Bernard works(ed) at Pentel Drywall Inc, Pentel Drywall Inc.
Music Bernard likes includes The Strayz - The original pitbulls of rock!, Ted Nugent, Don't Call Me Francis. TV shows Bernard likes include Still Crazy After All These Beers.
One of Bernard's favorite quotes is:"JENNY CRAIG FOR MEN
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19
year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is deli...Expand for more
ghted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing butReebok running shoes and
a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but
no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better
and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs.
as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. This is our most rigorous program.'
'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing
there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'
He lost 63 pounds that week.".
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