Bruce Antone:
CLASS OF 1975
Manning High SchoolClass of 1975
Manning, IA
Bruce's Story
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I
stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate
cake?" I said, "yes".
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll
give me the other one ...Expand for more
next year.
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?"
I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."
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I eat swiss cheese from the inside out.
-- I had amnesia once or twice.
I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to
everybody on the list.
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They
went "Aaaaahhhh...
"My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.
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