Bruce Foster:
CLASS OF 1972
Belmont High SchoolClass of 1972
Victoria, BC
Stubbs High SchoolClass of 1969
Victoria, BC
Hampton Gray Memorial High SchoolClass of 1968
Dartmouth, NS
Notting Park Elementary SchoolClass of 1965
Dartmouth, NS
St. Paul's Elementary SchoolClass of 1964
Dartmouth, NS
Bruce's Story
After securing the Peace of Westphalia in 1648, I went to work in the umbrella mines of Iqaluit. Shortly thereafter in 1974, Gwen and I were married at Windsor Castle by HRH The Luscious Queen Syllabub. The next day, I obtained my Ph.D. in electric chair upholstery, which is something of an unusual vocation, given that I'm a political science professor, and all.
It appears that I'm the only fickle Vancouver Canucks fan for miles around, but being in Calgary and all, I suppose that's not unexpected.
My hobbies include tending to my freezer full of eyebrows (mostly ginger), and enjoying honey-roasted ticks. I also collect nice brown wines from Norway.
We have three grown children, 2 boys and a girl, and two grandchildren - a beautiful girl and a handsome boy - so far.
I have bum-hard abs and work out every leap year.
Phew.
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I always wanted to be a crumpet monkey when I grew up. My family and friends thought that was a perspicacious idea. As it turns out, they were fresh n' minty.
My hobby is making curtains with my bare bum printed on them.
The one person from my past who I'd mos...Expand for more
t like to see again is Thomas Hobbes, because he's been dead since 1679.
I like reality TV showing pets doing sporting things to people on reality TV shows.
If I could improve my home, I'd remodel my window sill and add on a freeze-dried gristle smoker. My dream home would be finished with a roof.
What I learned from my kids: a) never carry a litter bag in your car; b) avoid people with hooks; c) don't eat boneless green peas.
If I won $100 million, I'd give most of it to Seven of Nine, then spend the rest on Counsellor Troi, Nurse Chapel and Ensign Ro.
My current age is 14. When I was 12, I thought that people my age now would be 14. I was so completely incorrect.
Working hard as a Pungency Evaluator at Omar's Crypt of Incontinent Belgians.
My best friend would tell you I'm dead, but people who don't know me very well would probably describe me as alive, unfortunately.
I share my home with people, a situation I find unique.
In 10 years, I hope to be 24. I'm going to get there by drinking, smoking, driving in the dark without lights..
My first job was at the morgue, where I got paid squat to collect the tooth brushes. What I remember most about it is the walk-in freezer.
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