Carlos Ramirez:
CLASS OF 1983
Crescent City High SchoolClass of 1983
Metairie, LA
Carlos's Story
Carlos is from Castle Rock, Colorado. Carlos is married with Liz Talamini Ramirez. Carlos's schools include Crescent City High School. Carlos later attended Tulane University (Computer Engineering). Carlos works(ed) at Lockheed Martin.
Movies Carlos likes include Disney Pixar. TV shows Carlos likes include Lost.
One of Carlos's favorite quotes is:"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. - Yogi Berra
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - Mae West
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Steven Wright
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
- Bob Hope
I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. - Emo Philips
Favorite George Carlin quotes:
When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and any...Expand for more
one going faster than you is a maniac?
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
These were thought to be, but are NOT George Carlin quotes.
But they are still amusing:
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.".
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