Chelsea Almond:  

ked like two tubes tied together, and they took them before she was allowed on the plane because they saw it as a threat. -Paul: (walking in on the last part of the conversation) They wouldnt let a lady on the plane because her tubes were tied? -Mom: Yeah Paul, she had to give them to security before she could get on the plane! -Brenda: We could all get married and become one big happy family. -Me: That's incest we'll just end up eating people. -Mom: We'd all be canteloupes! ...I mean cannonballs.. -Grandpa: It's called cannibals what are you, a stupid inbred? (An old lady at the nursing home called me over to sit by her because she had something to tell me.) -Old Lady: My friend here said you remind her of her good friends betty boop. -Me: (laughing) I don't think I know who it is. -Old Lady: It's okay she's going senile, I think it was her friend when she was a child. (I was walking at the nursing home and another old lady grabbed my arm and hugged me) -Another Old Lady: Oh my you came to visit me again! Thank you so much for coming to visit me everyday. It really brightens up my day. -Amy: I'm sorry you're upset, if you want you can come lay your head on my bosom. -Me: He's got cute cheeks..on his face. Me: The lil ghosty didn't wash it's hands. Me: She doesn't pee if you watch, oh look, she's peeing! City of Angels: When they ask me what I liked the best, I'll tell them it was you. In the end, everything will be okay..if it's not okay then it's not the end. Friends are like your eye and your hand. When you hurt your hand, your eye cries, and when your eye cries, your hand wipes its tears.".