Conrad Callegari:
CLASS OF 2000
Northside Christian High SchoolClass of 2000
Crowley, LA
Conrad's Story
Conrad is from Lafayette, Louisiana. Conrad's schools include Northside Christian High School.
Music Conrad likes includes Sour Sedans, AC/DC, The Huntingtons. Books Conrad likes include Calvin and Hobbes. Movies Conrad likes include Napoleon Dynamite, Jurassic Park, Back to the Future Trilogy. TV shows Conrad likes include Arrested Development, The Walking Dead, Modern Family.
One of Conrad's favorite quotes is:"1. I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with.
2. Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said "Hey, hows it going?". So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said "Now whose asking the questions?"
3. I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.
4. If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people ...Expand for more
and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
5. Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed?
6. When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different.
7. Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.
8. To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
9. If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
10. Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
-all by jack handy".
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