Daniel Melenchuk:  

n from the Cold "I remember the staff at our public school. You know, we had a saying, that those who can't do teach, and those who can't teach, teach gym. And, those who couldn't do anything, I think, were assigned to our school." - Woody Allen as Alvy Singer, Annie Hall “Well, the show starts here and it goes like this: Good evening. Seems to be going all right so far. Good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening, good evening. Sixteen good evenings where we used to do with one. That shows you the level to which the English good evening, along with the pound, has fallen. Do you know it takes seventeen English good evenings for one American good evening? And thirty-three and a half English good evenings for one West German guten Abend? However, in Tunisia you can still get two good evenings for one ‘Hello, sailor.’” – Spike Milligan, The Q Series "If Gladstone fell into the Thames, that would be a misfortune; and if anybody pulled him out, that, I suppose, would be a calamity." - Benjamin Disraeli "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest..." - Prince Hamlet, Hamlet".