David Daniels:  

Life Lets see here after High school I took up a brief career as a professional cheese grinder. It was A very exhilarating experience, however the senior cheese grinder was a total melvin. He wanted me to grind the cheeseblocks in an upward stroke rather than downward which was my preferred method. He and I did'nt see eye to eye and his polyprogmatic behavior was more than I could handle so I smacked him and called him a duchebag as I walked away from the cheese factory never to return. After many months of elaborate therapy, I was off to seek a new profession as a the guy who drives the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile. Much to my misfortune, the spot was already filled. During this tragic moment of heart-break I decided to lay low for awhile and did'nt work. My days were filled with chaotic jabberwocky and innocent mischief alongside my good friends Kurt and Glen of which whom I have accepted as no longer being friends as much as brothers. The Three of us started a band known much through out the globe as Quick Draw Jack Mcgraw and the Wild Gunmen. Our first album Off With Our Pants debuted in the Billboard top twenty in the U.S and Canada, and the top ten in the U.K. Our worldwide tour was packed with devoted gunslingers and sold out audiences in nearly every city. We were the biggest band ever in places such as Haiti, Argentina, and Turkmenistan. During the r...Expand for more