David McLaughlin:  

Life Dave began his life at a very young age when he was born in California. When he was 10, there was an unfortunate incident involving an extra large sponge and a particle accelerator, and his family decided to move to southern Oregon and buy a small general store in the middle of nowhere. Ever dauntless, our young hero took up reading about Chaos Theory, and learned of the theory that a butterfly flapping its wings in China can cause a hurricane in Florida. Reasoning that a butterfly flapping its wings in Oregon could cause hurricanes in Japan, he took it upon himself to personally protect all of the peoples of Japan and hunt all of the butterflies in southern Oregon. After surviving high school, he enlisted in the United States Air Force as a Bioenvironmental Engineering Specialist. Although no one could adequately explain what this title meant, nor anything else about this particular career field, everyone agreed that it was a pretty nifty title. During technical scho...Expand for more