David Wirsch:  

After graduation I joined the CIA and spent several years doing stuff so secret that I cant even let myself THINK about it.. Then, ASAP, using the GI bill, I attended MIT, UCLA and VPI, receiving AS,BS and MS degrees in Biological ultra-linear and cosmic relativity philosophy, commonly refered to as BULCRP (FYI: don't bother to ask, because, OMG, the professors can't explain it either, LOL)....still, it makes a nice vanity license plate for my classic Yugo sedan (my Lamborgini is in the shop....I had a little fender-bender at LeManns, and darn it all, I was leading at the time!). Thereafter, I lived in a treehouse in the Peruvian rainforest for two years, studying the migration habits of the ruby-throated Titmouse, for which I received my doctorate degree, magna mega supra cum laudee-daudee..... as well as a stubborn case of jungle rot. Medical school at Johns Hopkins was next. To supplement my field hockey scholarship, I occasionally filled in on dulcimer and kazoo (forget lead guitar....try playing both of THOSE at the same time!!) for a local bar band called Creedence Clearwater Revival (can you believe they actulally thought that name was cool?)....but the cheapskates must have thought I was born on a bayou or something, and short-changed me all the time, even though I also wrote most of their songs in my spare time. Needless to say, the ungrateful slugs had some kind of si...Expand for more