Dennis Barton:  

Let's start this at the beginning. In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth... maybe a little more recently than that. Fall of 1982, I started Penn State at McKeesport planning to do the dual degree road, psychology and engineering. Met a lot of great folks, drank far too much, and spent 3/4 of my time there spinning records at the campus radio station. Needless to say after five semesters, I dropped out. Then I went to work and soon discovered work sucked. So, I went back to school this time to Triangle Tech eventually receiving an AST (Associate in Specialized Technology) in Mechanical Computer-aided Drafting and Design which, by the way, has never furthered me on my employment path. So, I became a student at the University of Phoenix, Pittsburgh Campus with my eyes set upon getting a BS in Management. Why management? Don't rightly know, but here I ended in school again. Two years of college, two years of technical school, four years of trade school, and back to college for two more years where I finally received a BS, and that ain't no BS either. I am now highly educated and the world is my oyster though I shan't consume it raw. Lobster would be better, so the world is my lobster - a big fat lobster smothered in butter. Worked a wide variety of jobs from management to w...Expand for more