Dennis Maze:  

Well, in response to a few friends that have asked me to tell "my story" I will oblige. All I can say is that you must need something to read to put yourself to sleep at night. After high school, went to college. Was pretty sure that I had found my calling in life. Being a college student. Unfortunately, they made me graduate years later and had to seek employment. Such are the disappointments in life. Got married, had two boys and was on my way to having the statistical requirement of 2.5 children, two cars, a pet and a 3 bedroom house with a white picket fence. Wasn't sure how you get just half a kid but was willing to try. But by living the American dream I also fell into that statistical category of being divorced. Such are the disappointments in life. Remarried a few years later and managed to pick up another boy and girl, and additional pets. Still no half child. And my house has a chain linked fence rather than a white picket fence. More disappointments but have learned to cope without the white fence and half child. For those of you that really know me, my wife is known as Saint Carolyn by the way. Rumor has...Expand for more