Denx Martley:  

Back about nine months or so prior to our country's 200th birthday, a man and woman, who met through a cosmic chain of events, had an accident. Nine months later, that accident became me. I guess I'm a pretty good swimmer considering I outswam about a million others who were trying to be the first to fertilize that egg. Not even Michael Phelps could've beaten me that day. I couldn't walk, puked and pooped everywhere, had to be changed and burped. And that was my high school years! I found my way through and have survived so far. "Always breathe" is my motto. It took awhile to get a motto, but there one is. First off, you may ask, who is this guy? I don't remember anyone with this funky name! I know you don't. I made it up (along with my motto). I guess I'm just bored and I'm eavesdropping to see what some of my former classmates look like or what they are up to. Shallow? Not really, just curious. I still am excellent friends with ...Expand for more