Dwayne Scarbrough:  

Wife, Debbie "This tastes funny, taste it" is an award winning educator. We have two daughters (Please have mercy on me) and one useless cat................ Examples of our daily - "Oh dear Lord in heaven, you have to be where at what time?"- life;................ Beach: Men and Speedos should never happen!............ Soccer: "Does the season ever end?"................ Basketball: "No Honey, I don't think he blew the whistle because of your pony tail."................ Cross Country and Track: 20 minutes of running, 5 hours of sitting. ................. Surfing: "I don't care if it parts the water like Moses, your not getting a $3000 surfboard!"................ Music Lessons: "No, you can't learn the drums next." .............. Martial Arts: "Yes little one, that was a great kick, now would you mind getting me an ice pack?".............. Church Activities: "Drinking coffee in the youth lounge doesn't count as going to church."............... Girl Scouts: "Even if...Expand for more