Emily Suchowolec:
CLASS OF 2009
Montcalm Community CollegeClass of 2009
Sidney, MI
Emily's Story
Emily is from Greenville, Michigan. Emily's schools include Montcalm Community College. Emily later attended Alma College, Montcalm Community College (English) . Emily works(ed) at Full Time Mother, Walgreens, U.s. Census Bureau.
Emily's interests include Prose. Music Emily likes includes Frank Sinatra, Centerville, Country music. Books Emily likes include Pride and Prejudice, The Black Dagger Brotherhood Series by Jr Ward, The Bible. Movies Emily likes include Fireproof the Movie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Duck Soup. TV shows Emily likes include Once Upon a Time, Knock knock: Penny? · Knock knock: Penny? · Knock Knock: Penny?, Episodes.
One of Emily's favorite quotes is:"Me: Hey, by the way, my friend Adam is living in Wisconsin right now!
Dad: Adam...?
Sam: Lambert. *dad laughs.* OMG, YOU KNOW WHO ADAM LAMBERT IS!!!!!! Wow, that's depressing...
"Excuse me! I AM TRYING TO LOOK AT THIS UGLY MAN!"
~Kenzie, the dear and delightful
"I think that woman needs a severe double-shot of "shut the f*ck up.""
~Tony
"If a guy asks you to come over later and 'ride his broomstick', he is not talking about playing late-night quidditch."
"You cannot punch the handsome off of Anderson Cooper."
~Seth Meyers
"Hey Bella...you wanna slit your wrists with me?"
~Sam, as every new character introduced in Twilight
"Something beautiful for someone beautiful."
~The first words Joe said to me on our first date
"I love you forever, I like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby you'll be."
~Joe
Me: Apples to Apples...Bananagr...Expand for more
ams...we have a lot of fruit themed games.
Katie: Yes. Anything to avoid scurvy.
Me: So why does that tow truck have a picture of the pentagon on the side of it?
Katie: Just an example of the things they can tow.
"Confusious say: you go to hell, white boy."
~Sam
"That is a lot of blood for one sentence."
and
"Oh my. This punch is like crack....not that I would know."
~Both by my lovely cousin Katie
"You get away from me with your finger-arms!"
~Me, to Sam, who is obviously all finger-arms.
Dad (asking Sam if he brought any jeans and/or sweatpants): Did you bring any big boy pants?
Sam: ..................................................I don't know what you mean by that, but I'm sure as hell going to take it out on you on the tennis court.
Sam: Go six an eleven.
Me: Did you just say 'go SEX an eleven???'
Sam: What? NO. I said 'SIX.'
Me: I'm sorry, I thought you said 'sex'. I can't hear. Plus, I'm bad at math.
"Nothing says 'I'm a badass' like hitting a guy in the face with a spatula."
~Sam
"I'm gonna Mace Windu your face with this."
~Sam, threatening me with a purple popcicle
"'R' is one of the most terrifying letters in the alphabet. That's why they call it 'murder' and not 'muckduck.'"
~Dwight on the Office
"Who is Illinois playing today? ESPN?"
~Aunt Bobbi
"OMG! LOOK! IT'S HELEN KELLER!!"
~Sam, while watching Top Chef...the guest judges are PENN and TELLER. Smooth.
*mom, Sam and I are all cracking Helen Keller jokes"
Sam: Ooooh, if Helen Keller could see us now...
Me: IT'D BE A MIRACLE!!!".
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