Ethan Swize:
CLASS OF 2010
Episcopal of Acadiana SchoolClass of 2010
Cade, LA
Ethan's Story
Ethan is from Jeanerette, Louisiana. Ethan's schools include Episcopal of Acadiana School. Ethan later attended Auburn University.
Music Ethan likes includes Electric Moon, The Clientele, Foo Fighters. Books Ethan likes include The Hobbit, The Great Gatsby, Harry Potters. Movies Ethan likes include Nacho Libre, Star Wars, Caddyshack. TV shows Ethan likes include Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Dexter's Labratory, The Simpsons.
One of Ethan's favorite quotes is:""My plan was perfect, but there was one thing I overlooked, one factor I failed to calculate.....he's a dumb-ass. And there's no accounting for dumb-ass..........ness." -Agito "Air Gear"
"Never miss a Good Chance To Shut Up." -Cowboy Zenism
"Nunca pierda la oportunidad de callarte." - Cowbow Zenism in Spanish
"If you are going to criticize some one, try walking a mile in their shoes, so that way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
The Reasons Guns Are Better Than Women:
1. You can always have more than one gun.
2. You can put a silencer on a gun.
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3. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on the road...
4. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times...
5. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup...
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo...
7. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space...
8. A gun functions normally every day of the month...
9. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these grips make me look fat?'...
10. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
11. You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22.
Colby Bourg: "I soooo could have beat you. I could have lived without balls."
Man Law #28: If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"
#33: If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or ...Expand for more
St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured.
#35: Women can't drive.
#43: All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". And the right to leave the room.
A woman can have any job she wants, just as long as she has dinner on the table by the time i get home. -John Wayne
"Like there's any chance that someone, who can't save a friend, could become Hokage. Don't you think... Sasuke." -Naruto
"In the ninja world, those who don't follow the rules are trash. But, those who abandon their friends are even worse than trash." -Obito Uchiha
“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” -Bruce Lee
Reporter: Well, you look like some kind of devil. Are you a devil?
Kurt: Only to pretty girls on our third date.
"Nightcrawler: Perhaps your right. I've had a pretty easy life so far, I guess--not at all like you. For example, I never had to worry about optic beams, I've only been blue and furry since I was born!
Cyclops: You trying to be funny?
Nightcrawler: Merely making a point. We are what we are Scott--wishing won't change a blessed thing. Nor will feeling sorry for yourself. I learned very early on that I must either accept what I am, or go mad. And though I am now occansionally crazy, I am not mad. If you keep tearing your guts apart every time you think the world's shafted you, my friend, you'll destroy not only yourself, but those who love you."
"No, you listen! There's a sound I want you to hear! And it's...-Bamf! " -Kurt Wagner
Sokka: "Aang, this is my friend Foofoocuddly-poops. Foofoocuddly-poops, this is Aang."
Aang: " Aw, what a cute baby sabertooth moose-lion cub."".
More about Ethan:"To most people I am just Ethan or Swize. To others I am referred to as Typs. And yet still to others I am known as Toshiaki, Toshi, Egg Nog or just Bacon!!!!! Any way you view it, I am pretty easy to get along with.
Is prone to make nose jokes, so consider yourself warned!
I am always hungry and/or thirsty, and am always there if my friends need me.".
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