Greg Salter:
CLASS OF 1984
Harry Ainlay Composite High SchoolClass of 1984
Edmonton, AB
University of Alberta - BusinessClass of 1991
Edmonton, AB
Vernon Barford SchoolClass of 1981
Edmonton, AB
Greenfield Elementary SchoolClass of 1978
Edmonton, AB
Greg's Story
Life
I'm writing my bio simply because it gives me a discount on my Classmates membership. So, after saving the country from certain nuclear destruction by the Bahamas military junta, I jumped a tramp steamer for the big city of Elephant's Breath, Arkansas. There, following a brief sex change, I won Olympic gold in 2004 by holding my breath and passi...Expand for more
ng out. Upon waking, I discovered that I was lying in a bathtub, covered in ice, with a note telling me that my belly button had been stolen and that I should get to a hospital. Meh. I didn't need that thing anymore anyway. Finally, I married 19 women, 4 men, and a goat, and settled on a quiet farm in West Khandahar. The sunsets are so beautiful there.
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