James Burt:  

Life Greetings Earthlings, I have come to you from a distant planet because our newly commissioned Marshal of Ridiculosity is not content. You may remember our Marshal as a sometime attendant at your Mustang School. I am instructed to tell you that he was known in your midst as "Flash", "Grasshopper", "SloMotion" or even "Cain". I cannot undertand the earth affinity for such ugly names. We much prefer our name for him... "O most wonderous preponderant of the three wisdoms". I am further instructed to send you an abbreviated description of his travels since departing your commune. You should know that he passed some years with your military forces. He travelled. He partook of every form of debauchery he could discover, in your greatest cities of sin. He arrived in Philadelphia, and through the credits of his ancestors joined society there. He could often be found at the exclusive clubs, formal balls, and the most enjoy...Expand for more