James McClure:
CLASS OF 1978
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Talawanda High SchoolClass of 1978
Oxford, OH
Miami University - Hamilton CampusClass of 2001
Hamilton, OH
Yorktown High SchoolClass of 1978
Yorktown, IN
James's Story
Life
You remember me? I was the guy in home room who was always trying to get you to be impressed by how well I could draw Captain America and the Black Widow. I know, there was something creepy about a guy who spent so much pencil lead on sleek, imaginary women and male power fantasies. No wonder you forgot me; you subconsciously created mental blocks to rid yourself of the memory.
After escaping the graduation ceremony at Millet Hall, where Tom Shoupe and Steve Otto convinced many of us to Âgive up our pocket change to encourage Kevin Johnson to urinate in one of the ashtrays by promising Âthat this will be a story youÂll want to tell your grandkids about!Â, I began full-time work at my then dead-end job (as opposed to my now dead-end job) as an office worker at a grocery store. Debauched evenings of disco and schnapps followed shamelessly for over a year. Discovering that I could neither dance NOR drink led me to seek a career in the Marine Corps, where they teach you to do both, just not very well. After enduring the after-effects of my recruiterÂs tall tales for 4 years, I returned back to my home in Hamilton to fanfare worthy of returning your videos on-time (except no free video from the Âclassics rack). My first thoughts turned to college, but my friends who were at college werenÂt getting too much there, so somehow I ended up with a guitar in my hands, believing IÂd get some that way (and I did!). Supporting myself with jobs that were the vocational equivalent of a two year-old jock strap, I pursued a recording/stage career as the next Bruce Springsteen. Unfortunately, Bruce wasnÂt done yet so I had to settle for a role as the next Kurt Cobain, who was only 15 years old at the time. When he finally did become of age, Kurt decided he could do a better him than I could, so once again I lost out. By the time h...Expand for more
e played harmonica on a shotgun, IÂd had enough too; I just wasnÂt going to take the techni-color way out. Enter the semi-fast-paced, dog eat dog-food world of comic books. Having been quite the artist in my younger days, I began to try and restructure my life out of rock Ân roll whoredom and into the obliquely intense wheel-chairism of graphic novels. It allowed me to take a better (salary-wise, at least) position at my then Teamsters job at the Kroger warehouse, where I met far less mob-influences than I did playing music in barrooms. Weekends now free, I poured into my drawing...my character creation...my story structure...but not as fast as the waitress was pouring my drinks at the strip clubs. Feeling that life was ebbing toward a whole new waterfall when I awoke from a drunken stupor with a head wound inflicted by the hardwood floors at Hooters, I finally entered college. There though, comic books had no place, even if you did insist they were graphic novels...I was encouraged to try theater instead. Now here was a comic book come to life! I tried really hard, but there were the same issues IÂd faced as a wannabee rock star. Personality conflicts. Control freaks. Drunken young women. Also, by now IÂd become a home owner, and certain responsibilities (like paying bills on time) forced my hand to re-evaluate if being a broke actor at 40 years old was really the smart bet to take. Certain personal issues ended up making most of those decisions for me. Even if God is at heart a comedian, sometimes he switches the fake doggy poo for the real thing. I suppose this is where the mid-life crisis hit. Uncertain future at my job. A broken heart. Dead friends. No more drunken young women. It took a while, but I finally started opening the sketch books again. I'm glad to be back.
So, howÂd your life turn out....so far?
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