James Rice:  

I always wanted to be a marshmellow when I grew up. My family and friends thought that was a puffy idea. As it turns out, they were wrong, i got roasted over a campfire. i am not a teapot so i don't blow off steam. i stand in the woods looking around or just stand in a daze to relax. oh yeah i forgot to tell you... i take a big deep breath and hold it till i see chickens i dont know what i did in school that was wild? does anyone remember? i let farts but heck i wasnt the only one :( i lived with my parents. then i had a house built 5 yrs ago. it has green shutters. no chimney :( i like chimneys. they are relaxing to look at. The one person from my past who I'd most like to see again is she dont like me, because i dont know.. she wont talk to me :( i think i want to cry :(... boohoo. my obsession? i didnt know i was obsessive?? Forest said it best. life is like a box of chocolates. you dont know what your going to get or something like that. i feel hungry. i want a pop too. If I could improve my home, I'd remodel the washing machine box and add on a refrigerator. My dream home would be 2 refrigerators side by side... it would be a doublewide . i have learned from kids... they are smarter than adults. adults are stupid they think they know it all. you ask a kid something and they will tell you what they think. i didnt know there was a teacher that wanted to see me? If I won $100 million, I'd give some of it to the bill collector, then spend the rest on poor people that try to help theirself, my son and whoever else i want you nosey freak! why you ask so many questions? . no dorm. i am an american! not greek. SPARTA! to be happy? i would go fishing with Jesus. My current age is 33. When I was 12, I thought that people my age now would be poppin out kids. I was so completely right on the most part. some people wont tell me if they have kids. work?? why? oh yeah i forgot people are depending on me to work so i can feed their LAZY DEAD BEAT SORRY PILL SNORTIN DOPE SMOK'N ...oh i need to be nice sorry i will work harder so people can be happy first crush? i drank it. My best friend would tell you I'm a dopehead, but people who don't know me very well would probably describe me as a no good for nothin freak. no. what style?? i wear underwear most of the time. a weird job? uh i dont know they make me sweat though. that is weird. i got my buck mounted on the living room wall! i got a trapshoot trophy. i like to shoot guns and clay pigeons but they dont taste good :( yuck one do over? my hair. i just dont like the way it looks when i wake up. In 10 years, I hope to be a still kickin. I'm going to get there by not dying. oldest friend? um click? well.. nobody likes me :) what would surprise everyone at my high school reunion? if i showed up My first job was at arby's, where I got paid 4.25 to work. What I remember most about it is i got fired the first night but hired back the day after. childhood memory? my sister wrecked my dirtbike that i got for my birthday. she was the first one to ride it because i was nice. she gave it the gas popped a willy and ran it into the side of the house and dropped it. all i can really say is that i am not the man i used to be. the way i thought about things and the outlook on things are different now. not because of what i have done but because of what God has done in my life! i used to be the quiet guy, which i am to some extent.. then for some reason i can get crazy and not care what people think. not because i am drunk or get high off of some crap thats been destroying friends and families lives. God can give you something that you never had before! you have to seek for it.. th...Expand for more