James Wilson:  

sex with a woman", I don't know "how that works", I don't "fall in line", I'm not "hygienic", I don't "wipe properly", I lack "style", I don't have "self-esteem", I have no "charisma", I don't "own a toothbrush", I don't "let my scabs heal", I can't "reach all the parts of my body", when I sleep I sweat profusely. But I guess the powers that be will keep signing my pay check until Jack and Jane K. Viewer start to go for the remote so they can get back to commentators who don't "frighten children", who don't "eat their own dandruff", who don't "pop their whiteheads with a compass they used in high school". "I will neither conform, nor deny, my alledged involvement in the seizure of a dead raccoon and relocation of said deceased animal to the top of a freshly painted Chevy Blazer that was subsequently hosed down and allowed to freeze to said vehile's roof and light bar the weekend before the DARE officer took it for the first day of school after Christmas break." - GlockTalk Forums".