Janelle Gergen:
CLASS OF 2006
Mahtomedi Middle SchoolClass of 2006
Mahtomedi, MN
Janelle's Story
Janelle's schools include Mahtomedi Middle School. Janelle later attended University of Wisconsin–Eau Claire (English/Creative Writing, Spanish) .
Janelle's interests include Animals, Crafts, Gaming. Music Janelle likes includes Billy Joel, Pat McCurdy, Hinder. Books Janelle likes include David Eddings, Terry Pratchett, Giovanni's Room. Movies Janelle likes include Aladdin, Mulan, Good Will Hunting. TV shows Janelle likes include Prison Break, Fringe, Psych.
One of Janelle's favorite quotes is:""Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president." - Good Will Hunting
"Writing a novel is like driving a car at night. You can see only as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way." - E.L. Doctorow
"Yes, I just compared Jesus to a puppy." - Kevin Spinar
"So, let me see if I have this straight. Basically, first-term president Bush, you invaded to remove the threat of Saddam Hussein, and you, current president Bush, are there to battle the threat created by the lack of Saddam Hussein." - John Stewart
"I had to come to prison to become a crook." - The Shawshank Redemption
"Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that frisbee gettin...Expand for more
g bigger?'... And then it hits me." - Some T-shirt at MOA
"¿Por qué no te callas?" (Why don't you shut up?) - King Juan Carlos to Hugo Chavez. Basically the coolest thing I've ever heard a king say. Pretty much. Granted, I've never really heard a king say much of anything, but that's entirely beside the point. It's still awesome.
"Fueron felices y comieron perdices." Basically, this means, "They lived happily every after," but I'm pretty sure the literal translation is much more amusing: "They were happy and ate partridges."
"For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks." - Terry Pratchett
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - also Terry Pratchett (another king of sorts)
"So, to sum up: religion provided great comfort to a world torn apart by religion." - Jon Stewart, in The Daily Show Presents Earth".
More about Janelle:"My parents told me I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up, so I decided to become a pirate. Avast ye, scallywag!
I'm random, sarcastic, and I'll probably insult you every chance I get.
Sound like a good person to get to know?
Also, I swear like a sailor. Or a pirate. I'd like to become a pirate.".
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