Jason Shatz:  

CLASS OF 2003
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Wayne, NJ
Wayne, NJ

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Jason is from Towaco, New Jersey. Jason's schools include Randall Carter Elementary School, George Washington Middle School. Jason later attended Wesleyan University. Jason works(ed) at Advocates For Justice, Advocates For Justice. Music Jason likes includes Honey and the Sting, Crosby, Stills. Books Jason likes include Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Movies Jason likes include Airplane, The Blues Brothers, Action James Bond. TV shows Jason likes include Monty Python's Flying Circus. One of Jason's favorite quotes is:""Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." (Airplane) "I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!" "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition." Monty Python John (McHale): "Hey, what comes first in a football game, the toin coss or the kickoff?" Someone other than John: "The toin coss?" John: "Did you just say 'toin coss'? You mean 'coin toss', right?" Me: "Here's the official toin coss. Teads or hails? Heads or toins?..." "...and, of course, with the birth of art came the inevitable afterbirth- the critic." (Mel Brooks- History of the World Part I) "Get out of my gym!" Charlie Hunter "Spider-pig, Spider-pig, does whatever a spider-pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't. He's a pig." -The Simpsons Movie "I'll teach you t...Expand for more
o laugh at something that's funny!" -The Simpsons Movie Bob O'Brien: "Don't make this awkward..." Carly Seyler: "That's my job." "When you've got a senior privilege, flaunt it." Vince Rolin, on drinking hot chocolate Alex Kronfeld, Scott Geron, myself, etc.: "The glass could be half full, or half empty..." Alex Kronfeld: "If you pour a glass halfway, it's half full, but if you drink from it halfway, it's half empty." Phil Haynes: "Either way, it's... both." "Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead." Benjamin Franklin "This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last." Oscar Wilde "Getting an 'A' for a bibliography is like getting an 'A' for brushing your teeth." Mr. Franz "Activate the brain. Push the switch, if there is one." Dr. Farhat Me: "I once read Sports Illustrated--" Emily Martuscello: "Jason, did you read the swimsuit issue?" "I have eighteen lovers and cages for each one of them." Kathy Magner During the discussion of a hard chemistry concept: Megan Ruben: "What's the point of all this?" Will Wachtell: "It could give someone a job." "A setback is a setup for a comeback." Scott Geron". More about Jason:"I'm just some guy... _________________________ <--------- Fill in the blank with whatever you want. You probably know more than I do.".
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