Jay Buys:  

Hello there, I'm sure that your reading this, and telling yourself, dam I miss that freaky dude, what the hell ever happened to him, should'nt somebody put him to sleep before he multiplies, well look, you had your chance, so get over it loser, ok, now that I got your attention, I'm here in Hawaii in the Federal Witness Protection Program, ok, so I said that to keep you reading, and wasting more of your valuable time listening to a crazy person ramble on aimlessly, with no real purpose in life other then to make a laim attempt at simply saying, hello, aloha, I love you, will you be my friend, well I know you would'nt have gotten this far if you were not a very good friend of mine, and let me tell you that the therupy here at the state hospital has been going swell, and if I behave myself, and don't fling any doodoo on the staff, well then they let me on the computer so I can contact the outside world, to try to arrange my escape, so will you help me, please, I can't take the constent voices in my head, screaming, telling me to kill them all, wow that was good to get of my chest, thanks for participating in my own private hell, so, I guess I should actually be honest with you, I'm a alien sent from outer space to find Angela Jolie, and mate with her, then remove the fetus, and return to my planet, where we will clone her, oh Lord, will the inner voices ever stop, alright, my life has been a roller coaster ride, of hard times, and not so hard times, I have 2 beautiful children, support 10 or 12 around the country that I hav'nt had the opportunity ...Expand for more