Jeff Blahnik:
CLASS OF 1996
Cotter High SchoolClass of 1996
Cotter, AR
Jeff's Story
Jeff is from Winona, Minnesota. Jeff's schools include Cotter High School. Jeff later attended Marquette University (Social Philosophy, Political Science) . Jeff works(ed) at University Of Wisconsinâwhitewater, Marquette University, Marquette University.
Music Jeff likes includes Jack Johnson, Johnny Cash. Books Jeff likes include Crime and Punishment, The Lord of The Flies, Hamlet. Movies Jeff likes include There Will Be Blood, Rain Man, Hoosiers. TV shows Jeff likes include Courage in Sports, Deadliest Catch, DOG The Bounty Hunter on A&E.
One of Jeff's favorite quotes is:""My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things." --Timothy Dolan, Archbishop of NYC, former Archbishop of Milwaukee
"Just give me two pillows and a bottle of beer. And the Twins game on radio next to my ear. Some hark to the sound of the loon or the teal. But I love the voice of Herb Carneal." --Garrison Keillor
"Where's Wisconsin?!?!? It's north of Illinois, south of Canada, ma'am."
"Milwaukee... is that near Fresno???" -- actual question asked by someone in Anaheim, CA.
"Do I need a passport to go to Marquette?" -- actual question asked by someone else in California.
"Wisconsin!?!?! That's like... the cheese place... right???" --yet another Californian
"If the waitress' ankles are dirty, you know the chili is good." -- Al McGuire
"You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
"McGee grounds to Gaetti... who rifles it over to Hrbek... and the TWINS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!"
"Send it in medium-sized fella!" --Billy Raftery on a D-Wade dunk during the Elite Eight vs. Kentucky
"Uffda!" -- ...Expand for more
every Minnesotan
"Winona, Minnesota. The Micropolis that Fulfills Dreams." -- actual bumper sticker handed out in my hometown
"I was a waste and Jesus recycled me." --actual church sign I saw outside of Louisville, Kentucky
"Rise and Shine, men! Get ready to face a blessed new day of fellowship and growth!" -- Engaged Encounter married man waking up me and 100 strangers at 6am
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When he takes off his wristwatch, watch out!" -- Al McGuire
"If music be the food of love, play on." -- Shakespeare
"Are you into tomahawks and machetes?" -- Trigger Twigg
"Jeff... you are HORRIBLE at reconnaissance work!" -- Ruthy sleep talking
"(hehehe) Bel Biv Devoe!" -- Ruthy sleep talking a different time
(Swiss accent) "In Svitzerland, vee do not blow up dollies!!!" --my father-in-law after my wife and her siblings decided to create a bomb to blow up a creepy looking doll.
(juice pronounced "yoos")... "Yes, I am on the juice... the juice of Jesus of Nazareth" -- Julio Franco when asked about the longevity of his MLB career
"We got y'all GOO GOOS AND MOON PIES!" --Nashville high school counselor
(said in a Scottish brogue): "Doan et ta grits. It's like porridge goon spoilt." -- sage advice from an admissions officer from Scotland at a fancy breakfast before a fair in Atlanta. But I ate the grits. And they were delicious.
(the clue and the answer given while playing a board game):
Ruthy: This is a game that dorks love to play...
Andrew (immediately): Q-BERT!!!
"How would I describe myself? Three words... hard-working, alpha male, jackhammer... merciless, insatiable..." --Dwight K. Shrute
".
Register for Free to view all details!
Reunions
Register for Free to start a reunion event!
Photos