Jerry Jernigan:
CLASS OF 1965
Eliot Elementary SchoolClass of 1965
St. louis, MO
Cleveland High SchoolClass of 1969
St. louis, MO
Jerry's Story
I wrote this 10 years ago but "dropped out" for a while. Now I'm back. (Alert the authorities). After leaving Eliot (Elliott?), I attended Beaumont. Growing tired of being beaten up by black guys everyday & running for my life across Fairgrounds Park, I lied to the school authorities & told them I moved within Central High's district. The Board of Education Gestappo sent out 2 agents (at taxpayer's expense) & discovered my BIG lie. (Heaven forbid). I was threatened w/ expulsion & ordered to go back & be beaten up again. My mother finally took pity & we moved out to Riverview (down the street from Chain of Rocks Park), where I attended Riverview Junior High. Thanx to my stepfather's innate ability to piss off everybody in North County, 2 months later I was enrolled at Cleveland High in South St. Louis. (that's 3, count 'em 3 schools, my freshman year). I managed to stay at Cleveland for 3 years.
Dropping out during my last year, I joined the Army.. I went to Vietnam on my senior field trip, where I developed a penchant for having bamboo inserted under my fingernails. I only met one guy from St. Louis while I was there. Unfortunately, he looked a lot like one of the fellas I fought at Beaumont. (It's hard to tell when you're running). Fortunately, , The Viet Cong assigned to my area were bad marksmen, because I survived & returned home in 1971. People have asked me, if I ever have flashbacks of the horrors of Vietnam. I tell them no but, some of the neighborhoods I grew up in ( Cass Ave., St. Louis Ave., Bremen Park, Union Ave, etc), were so bad, that while I was in Vietnam, I had flashbacks of my neighborhood.
In 1975, I drifted down to Texas. I lived in Dallas/Ft. Worth about 10 years then, I moved to East Texas (Tyler area). That is where I stumbled into the world of radio & spent 22 years as an announcer. Some say I have the voice for it. I claim, I have the face for it. In 1997, I found myself working in South...Expand for more
Central Texas, outside San Antonio. This was the first time I met German Cowboys. ("Vas ist loscht, ya'll?). Just recently, I moved to a beautiful Hunt, Texas- next to many Boys/Girls Camps ($2,000.00 a week!!!), Resorts & hunting lodges. My neighbors are millionaire ranchers, stockbrokers & surgeons. Being a poor North Side kid, I feel a little out-of place....kinda like Lindsay Lohan at a PTA meeting. But, here I am !!
Folks say, "with age comes wisdom". I don't know about that. I know with age comes wrinkles & ailments. (I'm sure some of you can relate). I now have so many wrinkles, it looks like my skin has turned to courdoroy & now, I wake up, stiff in all the WRONG places. I tell you, getting old ain't for sissies !!! Thank God for the Veteran's Hospital. When they diagnosed me with exposure to Agent Orange, I thought perhaps, they might prescribe Agent Orange Sunshine. .............evidently not. (Some of you with a non-hippie past won't catch that one).
OK- let's sum all this up: Now that I'm officially "Jurassic", I recall my years at Eliot as the happiest ones in my life. No kidding. I still think about Mrs. Heuer, Mr. Camp, Rhonda Essman (the toughest guy in school), lovely Patty Lanham (what happened to you?), Mrs. Hagen. (?-8th grade), the diner located across the street from the girl's side of the school yard( where I fell in love w/ all those older girls wearing beehives & chewing bubblegum-they looked wickedly dangerous), and who could forget the dance lessons in the basement-played on those RED records? Yes, despite my sincere efforts to kill my memory cells, I remember most of them & with great fondness.
PS An apology: To the girl I was trying to "make-out" with at the Tower Show, one Friday night--just let me say,
I'M SORRY !!!!! If it's any consolation, I want you to know, I STILL have no feeling in my left cheek.
I hope you all took notes. There may be a quiz later.
Have an adequate day.
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