Jess Hays:
CLASS OF 2008
Ovilla Christian High SchoolClass of 2008
Red oak, TX
Jess's Story
Jess is from Midlothian, Texas. Jess's schools include Ovilla Christian High School. Jess later attended Howard Payne University (Athletic Training) . Jess works(ed) at Howard Payne University.
Jess's interests include Sports. Music Jess likes includes Jeremy Camp, encounter, Shatter Me. Books Jess likes include Velvet Elvis: Repainting the Christian Faith, Messy Spirituality, Dangerous Wonder. Movies Jess likes include Hoosiers, Pink Panther, Inside Man. TV shows Jess likes include FRIENDS (TV Show), Recess, College Football Now.
One of Jess's favorite quotes is:""only the mediocre are always at their best"
"The best intentions are fraught with dissapointment"
"You bet your sweet bippy"
"Just tap it in"
"Listen... do you smell that?"
"You fall in love an out of love but one thing never changes, the existence of love"
"You're willing to take drugs for a sickness you may or may not have; why don't you give God the same benifit of the doubt you give to an invisible virus?"
"Mama Pajama!!"
"What the cobb?!"
"If you falter in times of trouble how small is your strength!" Proverbs 24:10
ME: "Can you stop being a butt head?!"
PHIL: "I am just me! No more no less. I make no excuses, and at the end of the day I am a true butt head."
"I've been randomized!"
ME: "I love you like bananas!"
SAMMI: "O yeah? Well I love you like a taco!"
"Tell him about the twinkie"
"What about the twinke?"
"Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate will never drive out hate, only love can to that."
"Don't lose your inner dinosaur!"
"I'm like a humpless camel"
"Jessica, don't cuss or you'll go to HELL!"
MISSY: "I heart it!!"
KARI: "Did you just say you farted?! Cause you guys were just talkin about pickles and that was random!"
KARI: "Chew on it until it gets soft"
STUPID ATHLETE OF THE DAY: "Chew on it?"
"There is some crazy asian lady singing, i'm not sure what she's doing or why she's singing..."
"I'm not a gypsy!!"
"I hate trains and grass and I WANT FOOD!!!"
"Come on cup! Have you ever wished you had jedi powers?"
"When life gives you lemons... make strawberry smoothies."
"Dude, I can smell my meat!"
"This fruit tastes slightly alcoholic"
"Though our communication wanes at times of absence, I'm aware of a strength that emanates in the background."
"Get your alligator off my Jesus"
ME: "I need a relationship shock collar!"
SCOTT: "Go to Petsmart."
"Without communication there can be no change, without change there can be no breakthroughs, without breakthroughs there can be no future."
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ER: "Do you want to be led somewhere by someone with their eyes closed?"
NICK: "That depends... are we going on a hike or into worship?"
"Hey maybe a dog didn't piss in his cheerios today..."
"Mama spit cleans everything"
"Would you do it in a boat? Would you do it with a goat? O wait that sound bad but it's from a Dr. Seuss book."
"You have a gay man crush on Dumbo"
"I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!"
SCOTT: "The giraffe is accessible I think... ya'll could ride him."
ME: "Do they make saddles for riding giraffes?"
SCOTT: "No, bareback... people in Brownwood should know how to ride wild animals"
"She should just get a toy then; it's much safer"
"Sometimes i really don't understand this place" -Dr. Roth about HPU
''Life's tough... it's even tougher if you're stupid."-John Wayne
MAMA T: Is the truck idling funny?
FOXY: I don't feel anything? O wait... It's just Jess!
"Don't fight battles your can't win" -Mac Brown
"I'm such a babe I wiped out cause we were getting passionate on the slide whlie feeling the rain; watching a drug deal with drugs wrapped in triple protection toilet paper as high squirrels fell from trees.
(high on breathmints!!)
Jessica, remember that guy who, Jessica, wanted you to go to Walmart, Jessica, and please, Jessica, buy him some breathmints, Jessica?"
"Did you put your meat in water?"".
More about Jess:"Everyone has hurt in their past, everyone's trust has been betrayed at some point... You know the fastest way to get back at the people who hurt u? Out love them!
well... i'm me!
i'm anti-institutional, complicated, deep, straight forward and tactless, sarcastic, dangerous, silly and serious, a paradox, risky, defiant, passionate, stubborn, curious and doubtful, loyal, trustworthy, a hard worker, and confusing.
I am not a Christian because i find religion to be dull and dried out. I'd rather have the vibrant relationship with Christ and i am constantly being ruined by his overwhelming grace wrapped in absolute justice. I love the contradictory complimenting paradox that is my Savior! I mess up constantly and find myself more and more thankful that he loves me unconditionally.
I get "3 strikes" a day for cussing and some days i use them all... other days i don't use any
I love finding the questions that other people are afraid to ask and making people squirm.
I quite often get accused of "knowing everyone" because i make friends extremely easy and people are drawn to me.
I also get accused of "being psychic" by some of my friends because i read people so easily.
I'm me. No more, no less.".
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