Jessica Switzer:
CLASS OF 2003
Keswick High SchoolClass of 2003
Keswick, ON
Jessica's Story
Jessica is from Prince George, British Columbia, Canada. Jessica's schools include Keswick High School.
Jessica's interests include Art, Celebs, Comics. Music Jessica likes includes Nightbox, The Civil Wars, Gotye. Books Jessica likes include Twilight [Official], Eclipse, Speak. Movies Jessica likes include Gone With The Wind, Amadeus, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. TV shows Jessica likes include Revenge, Once Upon a Time, Lost Girl.
One of Jessica's favorite quotes is:""To see a world in a grain of sand
And a heaven in a wild flower
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour." - William Blake
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." - Mahatma Ghandi
"Whatever you do in life will be insignificant. But it's very important that you do it." - Mahatma Ghandi
"If you could hear me, I would say that our finger prints don't fade from the lives we've touched." - Tyler Hawkins (Remember Me)
"Michael Jackson was a human being and dammit he was a king. Long Live the King." - Madonna
"Sluts have needs! Their vaginas can't stay vacant for more than 24 hours or they will die. This is true. I read it in a book" - MK Dlisted.com
After recording a cover of 'I am the Walrus': "There! I did it! I defiled a timeless work of art! For my next trick, I will paint a clown face on the Mona Lisa while using the...Expand for more
shroud of Turin as a dropcloth." - Jim Carrey
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches" - Jim Carrey
"You know when you're from Northern BC when your Vice Principal comes on the PA system warning students about the moose on the football field and asks that no one takes a shot at even though it's hunting season and the moose is legal."
"You see a fresh moose roadkill and you wonder if you should pull over and use the knife you have in the glove compartment to take the tenderloins and back straps off of it so they dont' go to waste."
Bonus points if you know what backstraps and tenderloins are and how to take them off of an animal yourself."
"Well he was ordering scotch rocks for a while but when he started ordering crotch socks I figured I'd call someone" - Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty)
Yikes! - Crystal
"What's a DV Drip?" - Brandi
"I like songs with words" - Jenn
"I'm not one of those idiot drunk drivers...no I mean I'm a good drunk driver" - Levi
"Purple monkey dishwasher" - Tamara
"Don't worry I won't eat all of the breakfast, I've still got half a steak in the garbage I can pick out" - Bread Crumb
Me: Did you just tell me to shut-up?
Ryan: No I opened the gate
Me: Oh I thought I heard shut-up
Ryan: Of course you did, do you smell poop too?".
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