Joele Connolly:  

Life I'm not dead yet. . . There may be snow on the rooftop, but there are still flames in the fireplace. So instead of filling those of you who might be a little interested in the details of my life, I will simply supply headlines and you can imagine the rest: * Four-year-old celebrates end of WWll on the fender of a 1933 Chevrolet coupe with parents and sister near Hollywood and Vine (1945) * Mother of four-year-old drags her screaming and kicking to enroll at Oxnard Elementary school(1945) *Sun Valley Junior High School officials find missing student hiding in her locker (1952) *SVJHS music teacher saves student from sliding into the sound-holes of her bass. (1952) * NHHS student becomes immobilized during audition for "Oklahoma," but suceeds in the role of the dead Judd backstage. (1957) * NHHS student finally graduates 675th in a class of 700 (not in alphabetical order) (1957) * Los Angeles branch librarian discovers young employee secretly reading Peyton Place in the dark bowels of the library basement. (1957) * Arizona State University competitive swimmer becomes first in ASU swim team history to lose her suit during 400-relay (1958) * US citizen enrolls in French classes at the University of Madrid (1959) But wait, there's more. . . * Nineteen year-old tourist sights Morocco from Gibraltar while fighting off wild Gibraltar Rock Apes eager to share her sangria (translated from headline appearing in Diario de Sevilla, Andalucia, Spain) (1959) * Passenger dirties her lips on ground of New York's La Guardia Airport after a whirlwind trip to Europe. (1959) * ASU graduate finds work as teacher of Spanish and English with the Los Angles City Schools (1961) * LA City Schools teacher accepts contract at Overfelt High School in San Jose (1968) ...Expand for more