John Reinagel:  

To let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. I write award-winning operas. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran of love and an outlaw in Phoenix. On Fridays I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a suburb of Houston from a horde of ferocious fire ants. I play bluegrass cello and I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my back yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays I repair electrical appliances free of charge for the elderly. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthles...Expand for more