Jonie Barnes:
CLASS OF 2011
Cabool High SchoolClass of 2011
Cabool, MO
Jonie's Story
Jonie is from Cabool, Missouri. Jonie's schools include Cabool High School. Jonie works(ed) at B & L Trucking.
Music Jonie likes includes Scotty McCreery, One For the Road, Rodney Atkins.
One of Jonie's favorite quotes is:"-Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
-If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
-Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
-Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
-The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
-The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he know...Expand for more
s where all the bad girls live.
-Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
-When in doubt, mumble.
-Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
-A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
-Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
-I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
-I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
-Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
-There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
-Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
-Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.".
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