Joseph Vibbert:
CLASS OF 1984
West Valley High SchoolClass of 1984
Yakima, WA
University of WashingtonClass of 1988
Seattle, WA
West Valley Junior High SchoolClass of 1981
Yakima, WA
Summitview Elementary SchoolClass of 1978
Yakima, WA
Hoover Elementary SchoolClass of 1977
Yakima, WA
Joseph's Story
Life
Quit medical school to join NASA space program. I met "Bunny" ( a former Penthouse playmate) while training for a secret mission. Unfortunately, "Bunny" included the plans for a solar landing mission in her Playboy BIO, so I was kicked out. This spelled the end for me and Bunny. Crushed by the setback, I decided to follow my dreams. I joined the ice capades, "ABBA on ICE" and put myself through beauty school. After ten years, skating the lead as Bjorn, a freak zamboni accident forced my retirement. WIth my pension, I opened my own beauty parlor. However, a allergy to hair gel made my hands swell. I sued Vidal Sasoon. Since winning a multi- million dollar settlement, I married a crazy lady, moved to Sultan, WA, took in stray cats, bought a dog, got divorced.
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Now I enjoy my days as a government employee, working at a sewer plant on a very secretive POO Project. I am heavily medicated, but I still have the house, five cats and a dog.
I spend my leisure time yelling at the neighborhood kids to "Stay off my damn lawn." Then I sick my dog on them.
TO dispell any rumors, the movie, "40 year old virgin" is not my life. Although, the concept was stolen from my best selling novel, "The 39 year old Celibate." Another lawsuit is pending.
I hope to reunite with my ABBA minion, for a reunion tour. But there are no ice rinks near me, so I stay in shape by coating my hardwood floors in dishsoap, and practice 15 minutes a day in tights and a hockey helmet. (No zambonis allowed in my house!)
Take care, and love you all. Joe.
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