Karen Hitchcock:  

I joined the U.S. Air Force in January, 1981. I went to Texas, then to Ohio for 2 years. I had a daughter, now 27. Then I went to West Germany (it was East and West back then) for 2 years, where I met husband #1 and husband #2. I came back from Germany in January 1985, got out of the Air Force, and married husband #1, then moved to Grand Forks, ND. (We'll just call him Shithead.) After 11 years, he decided to divorce me for an older woman who looks like a cross between a horse and a longhorn. Good riddance. In 1996, I got back in touch with husband #2. We had been friends in Germany, but things clicked differently this time. He had divorced his wife, and Shithead was gone. So we were both in North Dakota, and after a very brief courtship, I moved to Minot, ND and we got married the day after Christmas. Now we live in a nice home on 2 acres in a tiny town about 10 miles from Shaw AFB, South Carolina. His name is Skip, and I don't think there are very many people who have a better spouse or relationship with their spouse. We'll celebrate 13 years together this year, and I can count on one han...Expand for more