Kristine Schuhmacher:  

CLASS OF 1985
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Carrollton, TX
Smith High SchoolClass of 1989
Carrollton, TX
Canton, TX
Lake dallas, TX
Canton High SchoolClass of 1989
Canton, TX

Kristine's Story

Life Well, honestly, I didn't actually GRADUATE from any high school, but there's not really a classmates site for high school drop-outs, ha, ha. I actually attended every school listed in my profile. In case anyone was wondering, no, I was not pregnant or on drugs when I left school, just rather bored with the curriculum and general high school melodrama (got my GED, took the SAT, started college a year early, but ultimately did not finish or even get halfway through, [unless I get credit for dropped classes, lol]). BTW, missing the prom and the whole cap and gown thing has not scarred me for life or left me a pathetic loser, thank you very much. In fact, one day I plan to be quite successful at something completely irrelevant. Someday. Maybe. I work as a freelance ass-wiper. My bosses are very immature, (3 and 1). My super-smart professional geek husband travels 85% of the time, so I am essentially a very well-kept single mother most of the time. I am a 'wanna-be' farm girl, complete with trusty blue truck and sheep. I raise exotic chickens as a hobby, and try every year to keep the sheep from eating my organic vegetable garden. I live on 50 densely wooded acres on a mountain in BFE, Tennessee, (right where TN, AL and GA come together, or as I call it, the Bermuda Triangle of St...Expand for more
upid). My house is the only one on the road without wheels, (but only because we took them off during our last remodeling project, ha, ha). I am still trying to find my life's calling beyond being someone's mommy, although I enjoy that very much. My life is not what I expected, but it works. I can mend fences, (literally), grow (some of) my own food, handle some basic, (but still very nasty), farm animal veterinary care, run naked through my front yard without anyone seeing me, and parent two small children in a single day. My children are healthy, cute, smart and precocious and I still like my husband most of the time, (after 14 years). So, life is pretty sweet for me. How about you guys? Does everyone just join this site to anonymously check out the profiles of other people? Surely it has not been so long that you have forgotten how to string together a few sentences into a meaningful paragraph about yourselves. And, unless you have been living under a petrified dog turd for the last few years, you probably have a digital camera and know how to upload a photo or two. Just like high school, it seems that I am the only one putting out around here, (kidding, of course - no one wanted to get into my pants in high school). So, come on - let's work on those profiles, people!
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