Leah Calvery:
CLASS OF 1984
Kelly Elementary SchoolClass of 1984
Moore, OK
Moore High SchoolClass of 1990
Moore, OK
Central Middle High SchoolClass of 1988
Norman, OK
Highland West Middle SchoolClass of 1986
Moore, OK
Leah's Story
Life
I am often seen splitting the atom, leaping moving vehicles in a single bound, and compressing air. I am a gold medalist dirt diver. In my spare time, I create small labyrinths in my backyard from toilet paper rolls. I sniff dryer lint. I was scouted by the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. I currently hold the local record in seed spitting competitions. I can apply mascara with my mouth completely shut. I can hold my breath for 17hrs. I woo men with my goddess-like baritone playing. My striking speed from a 4ft distance is five hundredths of a second. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I catch grains of rice in mid-flight using chopsticks. I can lasso 12 chickens with great dexterity. During a trip to Moose Ja...Expand for more
w, I successfully pulled a wagon and rolled several horses out of quicksand. I am a surreal artist, a psychoanalyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of paper mache evening wear. My hair is never out of place. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I play hopscotch on my hands. I pump my own gas. I own my children outright. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I balance, I weave, I shuffle, I prance, and my car is paid off. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact floral arrangement. I have played the role of Juliet, I have performed at the Grand Ole Opry, and I can drink my mother-in-law under the table.
Workplace
Teacher's Assistant
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