Lisa Reber:  

A lot has happened since I left Fort Smith. I have met Charlene Tilton and Frankie Avalon. In the same week that I met my birth mother. Jealous? I have always wanted to have chickens, but so far, no luck. My hair is still curly, but now I have a flat iron, so instead of curly, it's just fuzzy. I retain most of my own teeth. Especially the front ones. I have a husband and two children, a girl and a boy. They are little. Everyone else's kids are apparently in their mid-thirties. I interviewed Jesse Jackson once and he totally smelled like peanut butter and crackers. We have a lot of stairs in our house, and frankly, I'm getting sick of them. I've noticed that my skin seems to be losing some of its elasticity. Sun damage. Damn it. I used to do traffic reports and it was fun most of the time. I haven't really won any cool awards or anything. Wait -- I won a mountain bike from a package of Oberto Beef Jerky! My husband didn't eat it and I said, "All right, I'm going to eat it if you don't." and he said "Whatever....Expand for more