Lori Grundhofer:  

n.” “Too many freaks. Not enough circuses.” “He who laughs last didn't get the joke.” “When life rains on your parade……bring out the Slip’n’Slide!” “Raindrops are like pixie whispers.” “Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.” "We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one F**king bullet. Explain that to me! Explain that to me!" ~Denis Leary “Some days you’re the bug…. some days you’re the windshield.” "Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain." “A closed mouth gathers no foot.” “Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.” “Remember when you thought boys had cooties...when friends were new, dreams were un-shattered and worries few...when recess was too short and life was too long...decisions came easily without need to belong...when storks delivered the babies and passions weren't so strong...friendships were un-broken...right was right, and wrong was wrong...when bad things didn't happen...when only skinned knees brought tears and the night light in it's socket quieted all our fears...when farewell meant just for summer and real friends didn't part...the fun went on forever and never left a broken heart.” “If you choke a smurf… what color does it turn?” “Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.”". More about Lori:"“There are moments when one special friend makes a difference that no one else can make." “I am not condescending…..which means to speak to someone as though they were not intelligent.”".